|Newspaper shot of the scene, with the bodies drawn over so readers didn't have to see Reinhardt Schwimmer's brains oozing out over his fallen hat. Schwimmer was not a gangster, but a 29 year old optomotrist who had retired to live off his investments and thought hanging out with gangsters was awesome.|
In today's vernacular, we would say that he wanted to roll with the gangstas, but he was white and nerdy. If you thought he had no brains in his head to hang out with these guys, come on the tour - we have the real picture on the bus.
Questions abound about the massacre - who were the shooters (there's a new theory every few months)? What was REALLY going on in the SMC Cartage Company, the Clark Street garage where it all went down? Was Moran the target, or was Capone trying to get rid of the north side gunmen who had the irritating habit of trying to shoot him? How many look outs WERE there, exactly (some say they were in one building, though they were probably in every building on the block). And, perhaps most importantly for our purposes, is it haunted, or what?
The SMC Cartage Co on 2/14/1929. The building to the left of it is still standing, but there's a little field and parking lot where the cartage company used to be now.
As for the hauntings, we hear some stories from the people who live in the senior apartments next door. One old guy who hangs around the site tells us he hears screams all the time. One woman told me she had to hang a dress over her mirror because she kept seeing gangsters in it. But the guy is usually drunk, and the woman's story seems to be little more than an excuse for her to tell me about judgement day. Other tours make a big deal out of the orbs that are often photographed on the site, but the ghost pictures from there have been pretty thoroughly debunked at this point. So it MAY be haunted, but the ghosts don't generally have the courtesy to show up on tours. They can easily be FAKED, but that ain't how we roll, son. We'll go there, all right (especially if someone asks for it), but we don't generally spend too much time at the site - we'd rather concentrate on places that seem to have been more active lately.
Quietest of all the ghosts, perhaps, is the infamous Highball the Dog:
Highball was the only survivor of the massacre - one of the more popular ghost stories is that dogs go nuts near the fence. Whatever it was that freaked dogs out there seems to be gone; we've heard this enough from people who lived near the site in decades past that we're willing to believe it, but in recent years we've seen dozens of dogs go by the site without incident.
The general theory about the ghost dog is that Highball was so freaked out that, though he didn't die, he left behind some sort of psychic imprint (or residual energy, if "psychic imprint" is too new agey for you) that dogs picked up on, but that energy/imprint eventually dissipated into the environment. These imprints don't really last forever - another example of them is the ghostly Lincoln funeral train that used to be seen all over the country, but hasn't been reported in years, to my knowledge.
But ghosts or none, there are mysteries to be solved. Who were the shooters? Capone's main hit man, Machine Gun Jack McGurn, was apparently shut up in a hotel room with a blonde showgirl (who he later married) that day. Capone himself was in Florida. One of the more common theories now is that Capone brought in some guys from Missouri to do the job, but it seems unlikely that he would have trusted such a huge job to any but his must trusted men.
Perhaps the best chance we had at finding out died hours after the shooting. Two of the victims lived long enough to answer a few questions. One said "coppers did it;" (this, combined with witnesses saying they saw cops without badges enter the building, leads most people to conclude that the shooters were disguised as cops). The other guy was Francis Gutenberg. One of the cops on the scene knew him slightly (though he later claimed to have been his best friend, and to have been the first guy on the scene) asked him over and over who shot him, but Gutenberg insisted on playing by the rules of the game even up to the end;. Squealing was forbidden.
"Shot me?" he asked. "Why, nobody shot me!"
In any case, the massacre was the beginning of the end for the Capone gang. The scene of carnage shocked people out of thinking of Capone and the gangsters as Robin Hood-type characters. The garage was torn down in the 1960s, and bricks from the North wall were eventually used as a urinal at a 20s-themed restaurant in Canada. The bricks now command pretty high prices on the collectors market, but I would advise against buying them - no so much for the fact that they're said to be cursed as the fact that if all the bricks SAID to be from the massacre were gathered up, we could probably build the Chicago Spire out of them.